Luckily, not even gods can escape the awesome power of divine paperwork. And let’s not forget gods like Mayhem, Mischief, and Rabble. But that’s easier said than done when there are hundreds of gods and countless mortals to consider – none of whom understand the importance of filing paperwork in triplicate.
Divine Assistance The Divine Assistance Series Book 1 - When the supreme mother and supreme father separated Creation from the Void, they also created the gods, beings of incalculable power who wielded cosmic energies far beyond the petty comprehension of mere mortals. No, a pony truly worthy of her divine heritage, his daughter deserves something better, which means he’s going to have to get a little bit creative.
And then there’s Bureaucracy. It’ll keel over and die in a couple of decades. There are souls to claim, mortals to woo, and even the occasional city to smite. Their names speak for themselves. When the three of them take a holiday in the mortal world at the same time, trouble is right around the corner.
Divine Interference The Divine Assistance Series Book 2- It’s a good thing that she’s not the only young god hoping to get some more experience. There’s nothing like a bit of divine interference to make life interesting. Start praying for another god since the last hero he tried to help ended up as dragon food. Who does death – a god of unmatched power and might – go to when he needs to build a prison for the scum of the afterlife? How about Torment? He’s smart, creative, and his name kind of says it all.
And then there’s Zephyra. There’s no way this doesn’t end in disaster. Divine interference is a collection of fourteen short stories about the gods and their attempts to keep Creation running smoothly. Young death is looking for a part-time job too. And let’s not forget Fate. There are dragons to negotiate with, cities that have to be destroyed artistically, and kingdoms in need of saving from vicious fish people.
Divine Interference The Divine Assistance Series Book 2 - They have brought order and light to the mortal world, passing on their boundless wisdom and knowledge. Or not. What is a would-be hero to do when the god of aspiring heroes turns up to help with a less than stellar success rate? Easy. Being the goddess of raccoons might sound great, except the raccoon she’s stuck with is a kleptomaniac with a penchant for trouble.
There’s no way fate could possibly lose at poker, right? Most of the time, that would be true.
The Hungry Dragon Cookie Company The Unconventional Heroes Series Side Stories Book 1- With unconventional heroes like Timmy and the gang around, life is never boring. She’s brilliant, cunning, and maniacally devious. Each story hopes to answer important questions like:how does a company involving cookies and dragons even work?How did a trans-dimensional, protoplasmic horror and a Grand Necromancer become friends, and how did that horror develop an addiction to cake?How does an ancient vampire acquire the comely, young virgins she needs to maintain proper vampiric health without looking like a total weirdo?Answers to all of these questions and more will be revealed.
He’s also a fire-breathing dragon who can devour an entire cow in about thirty seconds. The hungry dragon cookie company is a collection of fourteen short stories that take place before, during, and after the first three parts of The Unconventional Heroes Series. The hungry dragon cookie company – it sounds crazy, but it might just be Timmy’s ticket to financial security and a fully renovated castle.
The Hungry Dragon Cookie Company The Unconventional Heroes Series Side Stories Book 1 - To earn a pardon and avoid prison or execution, Timmy, Grand Necromancer and Lord of Black Tower Castle, has been completing missions for the Council with the help of an elite team of truly heroic individuals. There’s Katie, his apprentice. He loves tug-of-war and fetch. She’s also ten years old, extremely adorable, and loves billowy robes and the colour pink.
There’s avraniel, natural disasters, the pyromaniac elf who is responsible for more property damage than anyone in Everton’s history including dragons, and demon gods.
Galactic Diplomacy The Galactic Peace Series Book 2- Unfortunately for the brave – some would say suicidal – diplomats of the Galactic Peace Committee, it also tends to be less than peaceful. From the petty – like convincing a robotically enhanced organic to join a gang of robots – to the absolutely horrible – like killer robots with plasma chainsaws for arms – Jake has seen it all… and somehow managed to survive even if there’s usually a lot of running, screaming, and bashing things to death with pieces of furniture involved.
And, if sometimes there’s a little bit of collateral damage, well, what’s a planet or two between friends?But Jake’s life isn’t all about evil killer robots. There’s his killer robot secretary, and she’s only kind of evil. Yes, there’s plenty of villainy to go around, both minor and major. And then there are the tree people.
Galactic Diplomacy The Galactic Peace Series Book 2 - The galaxy is a weird and wonderful place. There are also volleyball-loving aliens with a penchant for dismemberment and aliens with advanced technology who are perfectly happy using that technology to rob people of their pizza pockets. Man versus machine. Civilisations have fallen, worlds have burned, and stars have died.
Clearly, the galactic Peace Committee has more work to do.
The Galactic Peace Committee The Galactic Peace Series Book 1- In another universe, humanity is overrun by monsters so evil that their very presence dims the light of the stars. It’s all part of the job. In theory, the committee is an unmatched force for good, bringing peace and prosperity to countless worlds and ensuring that conflicts between different races are settled with words and not planet-cracking weaponry or super plagues designed to turn everyone into goo.
In theory. Jake smith is a diplomat. Can jake survive petty aliens? Sure. What about angry aliens? Probably. This is his story – and it goes about as well as you’d expect. He’s a diplomat. He does have a killer robot for a secretary, and he’s not bad with a shock staff. How about a fleet of aliens out for blood? That… that might be a little bit trickier.
The Galactic Peace Committee The Galactic Peace Series Book 1 - The galactic peace Committee… keeping peace sort of throughout the galaxy. In one universe, humanity conquers the stars. He works for the Committee. In other words, it doesn’t go very well at all.
The Trouble With Werewolves The Department Series Book 1- And werewolves, rookies, are not pleasant creatures to deal with. But i’m not going to waste your time by telling you what you already know. It could save your life. If that means sneaking up on it and putting a silver bullet in the back of its head with a sniper rifle, then that’s what you do. If you’re going to be an agent for the Australian Department of Unusual Events, then you need to know how to deal with werewolves.
No, you cheat – you cheat as much as you bloody can. The average werewolf is seven feet tall and weighs roughly two hundred and fifty kilograms. I’m going to tell you about a mission where things went wrong because things always go wrong and learning how to deal with that is the only way you’ll last more than a year or two in the Department.
The Trouble With Werewolves The Department Series Book 1 - So pay attention and take notes. The average werewolf also wants nothing more than to rip your face off and eat you for dinner. If you want to beat a werewolf, you can’t afford to fight fair. I’m not going to tell you about a mission where everything went right. Listen up rookies, i’m going to keep this short, and I’m going to keep this simple.
Two Necromancers, a Dragon, and a Vampire The Unconventional Heroes Series Book 3- Breaking out of one of the world’s most secure prisons was hard enough. Two necromancers, and a vampire – it sounds like a shortcut to disaster, a dragon, and for Timmy, it’s certainly looking that way. To earn his pardon and avoid becoming yet another necromancer statistic, Timmy has to work for the Council.
From bandit uprisings to giant sea serpents and ogre invasions, Timmy and the others are there to save the day – sort of. And despite relying on overly intelligent ninja rats, property damage per mission is down, an elf who believes that fire is the answer to everything, a bureaucrat who struggles to stay conscious through an entire fight, and a precocious apprentice who has designs on his castle, they haven’t blown up another mountain, and they’ve gone several missions without ripping a hole in reality.
Naturally, it won’t last. When the dragon egg their resident pyromaniac stole hatches to reveal the world’s cuddliest harbinger of death, Timmy and the others are dragged into a pair of diabolically dangerous missions. Does your country have a problem with a divine artefact capable of singlehandedly winning a war? Don’t worry.
Two Necromancers, a Dragon, and a Vampire The Unconventional Heroes Series Book 3 - . They’ll handle it, and timmy might even get to live every necromancer’s dream with… zombie pirates. Timmy and the others want their pardons, not fleets, and they’re not going to let anyone stop them, not armies, not even the most powerful empire the world has ever seen that just so happens to hold a centuries-old grudge against Everton.
The world is going to learn a very important lesson: never, ever underestimate a necromancer with a shovel and time to plan.
Two Necromancers, an Army of Golems, and a Demon Lord The Unconventional Heroes Series Book 2- Sure, demons aren’t exactly his specialty, but there’s nothing that a good magical shovel to the back of the head can’t fix. One way or another, insane demon lords, timmy is going to get his pardon and a tax rebate too – even if it means going up against murderous golems, or mischievous ninja rodents with a predilection for magical swords and the skills to back up the trash talk.
Trouble is coming, and it’s trouble of the kind that only a necromancer like Timmy could possibly find himself in the middle of. An army of killer golems is on the loose, which may give Timmy the excuse he needs to legally unleash wave after wave of killer zombies. His help consists of an apprentice with designs on his castle and her plans may or may not involve overthrowing him, a bureaucrat whose two greatest skills are fainting in the face of trouble and using people usually Timmy as human shields, and an elf with the world’s worst case of pyromania and enough magic to level a mountain.
Two Necromancers, an Army of Golems, and a Demon Lord The Unconventional Heroes Series Book 2 - Somehow, timmy’s got to get this bunch of unconventional heroes to work together. Zombie versus golem – it’s every necromancer’s dream. And then there’s the demon lord that’s out to usher in the apocalypse. Two necromancers, and a demon lord – it sounds like a recipe for trouble, and for Timmy, an army of golems, it definitely is.
To earn his pardon and avoid horrible torture and/or gruesome execution, Timmy has to complete every mission the Council throws his way, most of which seem to involve extremely scary things trying to kill him. At least he’s got help – sort of.
Two Necromancers, a Bureaucrat, and an Elf The Unconventional Heroes Series Book 1- But after one of his latest creations, less dangerous, he decides that maybe it’s time to find a new, tries to eat him, a zombie hydra-dragon-bear, career. But that’s easier said than done. Of course, just because it’s possible to earn a pardon doesn’t mean that it’s going to be easy. To earn his pardon, timmy is going to have to take down some of Everton’s most dangerous enemies and put together a quirky group of unconventional heroes, most of whom want nothing more than to mangle him and/or the Council in as vicious a way as possible.
In exchange for providing some help, Timmy might just earn that pardon he’s been looking for. When he isn’t terrorising his enemies, he’s plotting inside his castle, which is built on top of lightless chasms filled with nameless horrors and beings of a generally malevolent and megalomaniacal nature.
Two necromancers, and an elf – it sounds like the start of a bad joke, a bureaucrat, only the joke is on Timmy. Timothy walter bolton – better known as Timmy – has spent most of his life as a necromancer. War is coming to Everton, and the Council is desperate. He’s a wanted criminal with no shortage of powerful and crazy enemies, and he has a bone or two to pick with the Everton Council of Mages.
Two Necromancers, a Bureaucrat, and an Elf The Unconventional Heroes Series Book 1 - Hope arrives in the form of a new law. It’s a good thing that he’s got some help: an obnoxious ten-year-old apprentice who thinks that pink glasses are appropriate for a budding necromancer and a bumbling bureaucrat who may or may not make it through their first real fight without puking his guts up.
Beneath a Shattered Sky The Fracture Chronicles Book 1- At her legendary mother’s behest, she goes on a journey to find her mother’s almost-as-legendary former student. She also likes to give people nicknames – irritatingly accurate nicknames. Before she knows it, journeying across fracture in semi-epic fashion while performing acts of heroism for fame, charity, glory, Sophie is part of Matilda’s crew, and the occasional big payday.
No. The problem is that Matilda isn’t quite what all the legends say. Oh, and she’s an absolute genius at barrier magic, Matilda has got ass kicking down to an art form, but she’s also an irredeemable and highly successful flirt who is seemingly immune to the effects of alcohol. Civilisation collapsed, monsters ate lots of people, and pretty much everything that could go wrong did go wrong.
Beneath a Shattered Sky The Fracture Chronicles Book 1 - Oops. Eventually, the survivors invented barriers, a powerful form of magic capable of stabilising parts of Fracture and keeping out otherworldly monsters. Score one for civilisation. Sophie is a graduate of relic’s Temple, a warrior trained to use innate magic to fight all manner of bloodthirsty otherworldly monsters in hand-to-hand combat.
There were idiots – and then there were the Ancients. More than two thousand years ago, the Ancients decided that simply killing each other with all the power in one world wasn’t enough.
Cape of Cheer: Cape High Christmas II Cape High Series- But, the one that informed the other halls of what is going on—““Our sister stations are paying quite well to play portions of our feed, since you are, essentially, ” Andre says with a smile. Yes, i am sure they are, ” Mastermental says blandly. They have quite a following here, I believe. Thankfully, the norms are quite aware of how they are.
Andre harrison leans back in his chair, looking a tiny bit smug as he sees the latest numbers. He’d known that negotiating for the Advent Calendar early was a good idea. Fortunately, they claimed she was too heavy to carry off, and gave up. Andre looks away, again, this time a snort escaping him. I could see how that might be a problem.
Cape of Cheer: Cape High Christmas II Cape High Series - Adorable children hugging heroes is one thing, and trying to kidnap Gargoyle Girl, the Deadly Darlin’s hugging Cold Steel, Dragon, is another. Here it is, ” he says, pulling out a sticky note. But since the hall leaders are not willing to take responsibility, I wrote this down…” he starts sorting through his papers, ah, you will be slapped on the wrist and told, or fill out several piles of paperwork over hugs, clearly faking it.
Watching cute kids in super uniforms give hugs, well…“Unfortunately, ” Mastermental says from the hologram next to him, “several capes from other branches flew in to get free hugs. I see, ” he says, regaining his composure. Please add a note for supers to inform local Hall leaders before hopping borders at the bottom of the screen.